Monday, October 15, 2007

random joke thread

On hold again... and random jokes keep popping into my head.

Like:

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

3 Comments:

At 12:49 PM, Blogger Pittamagic said...

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

2, 1 to change the bulb, and another to fill the bath with brightly coloured machine tools.

:D

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger Kat said...

What do you call a 3-legged donkey?
A wonkey.

What do you call a 3-legged, 1-eyed donkey?
A winkey wonkey.

What do you call a 3-legged, 1-eyed, piano-playing donkey?
A winkey wonkey plinky plonky.

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger Kat said...

I ate 12 yoghurts yesterday...
...I was Mullered!

 

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